this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in like 12 years
some velvet morning when I’m straight
Last night I was drunkenly racing (by myself) home (in the rain) when I tried to use my bike brakes they were all like:
"Fuck you Valerie, you’re a FUCK ASS. GAME OVER, L O S E R".
And then I crashed into a the side gate and fell off my bike. I guess it’s not that bad when you already see it coming tho..
V rare footage of me and a wild animal singing along to My Bloody Valentine//When You Sleep.